I Love Words

I ran across this quote by Evan Esar today:

You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.

I searched for more of his quotes. Some of his others are as funny as this one is good. A couple funny ones:

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.

It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.